Monday, September 29, 2008

Heres what I just dont get....

Street racers.... and I think I might need some help here... I mean what are you ? retarded ? You have a piece of shit car with a coffee can muffler and $20,000.00 worth of mods....

Now what I really dont understand is, how, when pulled over and tagged by the cops, do you somehow think you have been wronged. How? You know what I think ? I think all you shits should have your insurance companies notified, thats what I think. You know what else ? I think they should scour you littel rice rocket to see if it IS in fact what you are insuring. If its not, well then guess what ? How about your car now goes to auction, and an insurance fraud charge ? Would you like that ? I would, and so would every other person that drives the roadways would cheer your impending litigation.....

What say you now ?

Idiots

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

We're off to see the wizard...

the pendulum has swung, the axe has fallen.... and what has happened to change it ?

So finally the scumbags of Wall Street, have met the same fate as the Wizard of Oz. the curtain has been pulled back to reveal their misdeeds, failings, and subsequent pay bonuses. Awesome !

The land of freedom, democracy and plenty (plenty of debt that is) is succumbing to its debt. You see, when scumbags are rewarded for doing a shit job, we all pay. Them that is. Now all those poor saps in the US are wondering why they lost their jobs when they were doing a good job. Well its simple, your bosses boss, and the "Dicks of Wall St" sold you out, and have been for decades. They spent the last while short selling your ass, and you all let em. Your job is now being done by some dude making $10 a day. Thank Wall St and the need for more profit margin, shareholder value and zillion dollar bonuses.


How did you ever expect to get away with a sub prime mortgage ? Never ever paying principle, what are you ? New ? Dont pay for your car till 2015 ? Jesus man..... You see its really simple math, and you failed it.

Idiots !

Monday, September 15, 2008

Another weekend gone on a blur...

and not much to show for it... well, almost.

I like it when a joke grows right on front of your very eyes, don't you ?

I spent most of the weekend at rinks with hockey. Its like a friggen circus, with parents front and centre as the clowns. I love watching kids play, but the moron sperm and egg donors some of these kids are forced to be caged with is just this side of mentally unstable. I know you all hear about, and in some cases has witnessed some these neanderthal men and their cave women, but the GTHL is the king, bar none, of these spectacles of mismatched genetics. Wanting to see kids hurt other kids, nothing to do with the game.... get a life willya ?

Then funny thing about this is, that you, like me probably have some of those evil thoughts, like, "I'll just like to walk up behind that loudmouth dude and smash his face right into the glass." Yes I know its wrong, yes I know it would actually be a crime, so it wouldn't happen, not like that. So I wonder, aside from all that keeps us civilized(not necessarily that hockey guy), how many other would like to do the same, don't be shy. Above all though, I wonder, after having his ignorant, loud belligerent head summarily smashed into the glass with tremendous force, would he even notice?

Over and out !

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I've had it up to here....

So, I have absolutely no issues with people coming to our great country to start a new life. After all, at some point in our history our ancestors, and in many cases our immediate families fit the bill. It was as good for us then as it is for many now. For that opportunity we are grateful. We followed the rules and were summarily rewarded.

What I do have a problem with is criminals and the like showing up here, claiming refugee status, and then being treated better than the ones that are paying the freight. Those very same asshats then proceed to become the very type of person they claim to be running from. I mean these idiots are running around blowing people away in broad daylight, and what do the ones complaining have to say ? "I didn't see anything" Well screw you ! Grow some stones will you ?

Now lets say, for some unknown reason the perp actually is picked up and found to be here without papers awaiting a refugee hearing, or, for that matter, isn't even a citizen. Guess what ? The next shuttle back to your place of origin, heaved out the door on the tarmac to await your fate. Fuck you I say. You had your shot and blew it. Now piss off.


If you come back and are caught again. Off to Ellesmere or Baffin Island with a pair of gloves and a shovel..... kiss my ass, and watch out for the Polar bears, they are hungry as shit because their habitat is melting...

Hows that for killing 2 birds with one stone ?

Gotta love politics.. dont you ?

Funny thing politics, nowhere else can do do so little and recieve so much for so long. No other choice, or, Im sorry, career choice allows one to spout off about how good it will be for you when they gain power and win the election, and then, over the course of their term, go back on everything they said to get your vote. Kind of reminds me of high school.


Remember those promises of the pop machine in the cafeteria ? Brilliant campaign strategy. Sounds like the Liberals and their promise to axe the GST... and viola, a decade later, and its still here. For me, I really dont give a rats ass who is in powere ok ? All I want is any one of these dicks to do whats right for us, just once.... idiots !

Sunday, September 7, 2008

I always liked science....

You know, still to this day I appreciate the hard work of Darwin, who really did get it right didnt he ?

It always makes me say, "Hmmm, its about time isnt it ? " when you hear of some idiot that was drunk and was going the wrong way down the street when he lost control and smashed into a pole, killing himself instantly. He was such a wonderful and devoted father blah blah blah, well, except for the selfish drunk part where de didnt give a shit about anyone else so he drove drunk... oops, they forgot to mention that.

Now dont get me wrong, I mean I do feel sorry, not for him, but for whomevers property he trashed. Lets face it, this guy was just plain culled from the herd. Plain and simple. His family, while sad, will rejoice when the insurance cheque comes in because they will be far better off without the loser, as will we all.

Darwin 1- Idiots 0.

Funny how some things happen.

Now dont get me wrong....but generally, I dont really have any issue with people having to opportunity to drive. What I do take issue with is the fact that people actually believe its a right. A right ? Are you friggen joking me ? So imagine, if you will, you average trip to work in the morning , ever see any idiots behind the wheel, and you wonder how the fuck they ever got that license .... well wonder no more. I believe they all came to Brampton to get it. I just spent and hour driving around this, my home town, and I must say... UGLY. After all, it cant get any easier than being hooked up by your brother, who got the job at the licensing office as part of his most excellent refugee claim, along with his apartment and free dental.

Well screw that.... Ive been driving in this town for damn near 30 years, and I cant believe the shit that goes on. What is with these goddamn idiots that will go across 3 lanes so they can hang a U turn right in the middle of the intersection. Where are the cops ? Nabbing some hard working taxpayer for doing 70 in a 60... get it together will you ?

I say let Darwin take care of em, all over..... cull the herd, no one will mind... I certainly wont .... it will be welcome retribution to see some stupid prick get blasted by a transport in the middle of an intersection because he's hanging a U turn in the left turn lane of a major intersection.... shame really, for the truck driver I mean. 1,000,000 Petro points to the guy in the rig....

Roll on .....

Friday, September 5, 2008

It never ceases to amaze me....

the lengths some people will go to in order to make sure know they make more money that you ....

I mean seriously, its not like I give a shit. Its money and stuff, nothing more. We all know people who have it dont we ? Why flaunt it to your friend unless you are a total fuckwit, and dont really have any friends, or, thats just your lifes goal....

In either case, get a grip....