Whats up with your face anyway?

Yes, its been a while, but I'm back, and kinda pissed off....

You know, I'm so fucking tired of that face people make when they take that new profile picture or them with their friend, then post it to the Internet?

That silly pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of weird bright eyed "I just sucked on a lemon look", like Daffy's cousin.... oddly enough, called "duckface." Put an end to it already, we get it.... enough!

The simple reality is, it makes you look like a duck.... just stop doing it. A great number of other wise attractive women see a camera, and somehow see the need to eschew what ever beauty, and attractive qualities they have, to look like a friggen duck. Come on... seriously... who told you that looked good.... I implore you... who?

Its not the least bit attractive, even to me .... lol... in fact, it only make you look, well, like a bad plastic surgeon victim. Honestly.

It doesn't look at all good.

Just sayin'

Well well well....

I have to say, I never really intended to revive this, but the latest episode of City of the Stupid has reinvigorated my creative juices, and I simply couldnt resist... not this time anyway...

So after nearly a month of the gargbage nazi's rule, I ventured downtown last night to see a friend of mine. He lives right in the belly of the beast, beside Sick Kids. I expected the worst, but was pleasantly surprised by the lack of stench, and smiled. Must have been the torrential rains washing away the sons of the city. Thank god, or whomever.

I havent seen him in a bit, so it was time. While on my way to his place, I passed the US Consolate, and across from it, the Tamil protest, now in day 93, 24/7 as I read on a sign.

Those folks have conviction let me tell you, but I guess thats better than having AK's firing at you. But anyway. Quite the effect they are having... yawn (ie... get a fucking job people, or get on a goddamn plane, go home, and make a difference there willya ?You're just in the way and pissing is off now.) There must have been 50 cops watching these idiots. Nice Saturday night out for some I guess.This brings me to Mayor Miller, and his Communist treatment of the good people of Toronto. These are truly the folks I feel for. I have to tell you... this dickweed has single handedly turned the fantastic City of Toronto into a shithole, worthy of his governence. This asshat clearly thinks his shit doesnt stink., and for all purposes it may not, only because it cannot permeate the stench of his mayoral term, and team.

This guy is a scumbag of the utmost degree, lining his pockets while emptying yours. Until they (the people of Toronto) toss his ass out on the street like he deserves, they will be trod on like bugs. His union friends are fucked, time to get in tune with the real world. The meal ticket is over, you are worth $12 an hour on the open market. You will get what you deserve for this... you have no support... Your bosses will sell you out to keep their plum gigs that cost each of tyou $25/month no doubt. Much like the majority of city councellors, you have no personal integrity, thats your problem.

Now lets see how that holds you over when you're getting my drive thru coffee... assholes !

Dont even get me started on McGuinty, the Ostrich King of Ontario...

Youve done such a brutal job, you deserve a bonus !

It used to be, when you did a good job, you got a pat ion the back and a "thanks for a job well done." In saying that, it also used to hold true that if you did a shit job, you were called out, or canned... simple.

Nowadays, none of that shit holds true, and it's gotta piss you off as much as it does me. So let me get this straight. The banks have done such a piss poor in managing money they were almost dead.... ok... so lets buy all their bad debt with taxpayers money.... What the fuck ? So, you would think that us bailing them out would mean they would in turn pass on that good fortune to us right ? Hell no ! Instead, the screw turns even tighter, we take the high hard one and they move on. Big bonuses on the way, vacations and I can only imagine the sweet parties coming up for the holidays. Assholes... I mean who's watching the foxes in the henhouse ? Friggen morons... the rich get richer and we lose everything and get no help.... ya cant make this shit up folks....

Now we have the Big 3.... more monumental boneheads of industry... making shitty decisions for decades, and now they want to be bailed out as well... I mean come on now, gas is $1.25/litre... I know, lets bring back the hemi.... yes, good thinking, "great idea boss!" Now these auto union dickheads are not interested in concessions in order to keep jobs alive ? Seriously ? Ok, then.... declare bankruptcy and screw the unions, period ! Will the price of a car go down in keeping with our bailout cash ? I am thinking not.


So sad when nobody bats an eyelash at all these assholes getting cash for a job done so poorly, they need more of our money to replace all of our money they already lost. They should get no money until all those dicks are replaced.. or have paid it back... Banks making $500M quarters ? Is that losing money ?

Man are we ever stupid. The destruction of the middle class, here it comes. Suck it up chuckles, you let it happen. Idiots !

You get what you deserve... eventually

Used to be when you handed over your money, or at least signed up for something, like a service, you more or less got what you paid for.... ahh the good old days of rose coloured glasses.

It seems nowadays, everyone is just out to jack you. It rare to find someone selling you something that is what it is. You know up front that its a good deal or a bad deal. I would hasten to say that I have had my share of bad deals. Whether it ends up working out or not, it was still smelly, and frankly, a pain in the ass I wish I never had to be part of.....

In their own twisted minds they seem to think that you are at fault. or at least partially responsible for them not being able to deliver the goods. You may think that everyone is stupid except for you and you loyal minions, but, as Michael Corleone once said, and as you always find out, no one every got fucked that didn't have it coming...... I'm not interested in paying you to learn, not on my time or my nickle.. no way, no how, nor am I interested in just giving you money cuz I feel like it..... now piss off and go find some other sucker.... idiots

I hate being sick !

Here we go again! I can't stand feeling out of being all plugged up like a bad drain, coughing every 6 seconds, taking medicine that does nothing except empty my damn wallet. I will soon be sick of soup, kleenex, drippy snot, and eventually people I'm sure.

This is just the beginning of this irritaing cold. It's just a fricking cold so no antibiotics are going to help. The doctor will only give you more shit thats not going to do anything. Great. I hate cough medicine. I'd rather lick my garage floor. I'd like to stay home, but, due to work volume, cant really afford to.

Nonetheless I am sick, which I haven't in a while. The throat is throbbing, the coughing... damn !. I can't really rest - I don't think it's in my DNA. I am so much less productive and so much more frustrated. Ok, I hate it, I'll just say it

You know what the funny part is? I always hated people who go to the office with the plague. Now I am one. What an asshole......

Election time again ?

What a wonderful time to be a democracy isn't it ? Woo Hoo !

Now here in Canada, unlike the US, we have a number of choices for the leader of our free nation. I say that while I look over my shoulder for the bitch slap that should really follow such a statement.

Is it any doubt we have such low voter turnout ? People already know that no matter what happens, who win, and no matter the circumstances that victory is attained ( hear that America ?) that anything or maybe to some extent everything they promised was nothing more than a pantload (isn't that right Dalton McSquinty ?).


Well, I'm not about to sit by and watch these weasels sing and dance and promise the world without ever saying my piece.

So here we have Comrade Jack, spewing off about spending, spending and more spending. How will he do that ? Well its his intent to tell business to go screw themselves, that's how... nice.... isn't that whats killing our economy right now ? Oh yeh, forgot to tell you that part, how convenient. Seems to me he and his NDP typically leave nothing but carnage behind. Isn't that right Bob Rae ? Speaking of Bob, funny he's with another group now, changed his stripes, swapped teams, whatever.... Sure, we trust you. Yikes.....lets go ruin another team shall we ?

All I want to say is that all these yo yo's are really pigeons, all of em.... I haven't heard anyone outside of the Green's really try and deal with the issues that affect all of us. They are all spending too much time and energy using politics to win. discredit the other guy, win by default, not by telling what it is you are going to do to save us from ourselves. Sad part is, Green is just too, well, green, but their time will come.

Now, when some of the crews see they cant win, they are telling people to vote against other parties. How retarded. Nice battle plan..... good luck with that ... and still they will have sheep that believe that is actually a plan for success.

Idiots !

Whats up with some people anyway ?

Every day I read something about some poor hard done by sap. Had his wallet stolen, bank account emptied, whatever. It occurred to me, why are these people always the same ones over and over that are the victims of these events ? You know why? They never do anything to change it.... oh poor me, why me ? Not me again.....

For me, thats a pantload, if you claim to be always be a victim, they are becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. By wallowing in the self pity, they cant see all the possible opportunities that will move them ahead. Cry if you want, but this is voluntary, and you know it. Your not powerless, or blameless.

Get on with it will you ? Before your kids grow up just like you ..... when that happens, you have done nothing more than create more victims.... happy now ?